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These are the 10 oldest jokes in human history - and they prove that people have been laughing about their animals and sex lives for 4,000 years

These are the 10 oldest jokes in human history - and they prove that people have been laughing about their animals and sex lives for 4,000 years

14 hours ago   |   Business Insider

In 2008, British historians tracked down the world's oldest joke - a fart joke from 1900 BC. Here are the world's 10 oldest jokes, found during research led by humor expert Dr...
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A core-warping impact in Jupiter's past?

A core-warping impact in Jupiter's past?

14 hours ago   |   Astronomy Now

An artist's impression of a massive still-forming planet crashing into Jupiter at the dawn of the solar system 4.5 billion years ago. Such an impact might explain puzzling...
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North-east bikers in safety drive

15 hours ago   |   Evening Express

More than 400 bikers have had their say on how to make north-east roads safer.
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Dundee-based student designs clothing range to help homeless off the streets

17 hours ago   |   The Courier

A Dundee-based Masters' student has designed a clothing range that aims to help homeless people sleeping rough.
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‘It's techno-racism': Detroit is quietly using facial recognition to make arrests

17 hours ago   |   The Guardian

Critics in the majority-black city point out that the technology is flawed and often misidentifies people of color and women For the last two years, Detroit police have been...
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Choosing not to drink makes me feel at odds with Britain

Choosing not to drink makes me feel at odds with Britain

17 hours ago   |   Metro

This country is obsessed with getting pissed I never really enjoy drinking. These five words feel confessional and laden with guilt, on par with: ‘Sorry, I don't really love...
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When is The Batman released in cinemas? Who's in the cast? What happens?

When is The Batman released in cinemas? Who's in the cast? What happens?

17 hours ago   |   Radio Times

Although The Twilight Saga's sparkly, golden-eyed vampires definitely didn't turn into bats or hang upside-down at night, we still can't help feeling it's a bit of a spooky...
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Heartbroken mum of suicide student, 18, is suing abusive ex-boyfriend who ‘bullied her to death' at Aberdeen University

Heartbroken mum of suicide student, 18, is suing abusive ex-boyfriend who ‘bullied her to death' at Aberdeen University

17 hours ago   |   The Sun   |   2 articles


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Powerful cosmic rays: Scientists race to explain 'universe's greatest mystery'

Powerful cosmic rays: Scientists race to explain 'universe's greatest mystery'

18 hours ago   |   Daily Express

EXTREMELY powerful cosmic rays are the most perplexing mysteries in the cosmos, with scientists still at a loss to understand these powerful and pervasive phenomena.
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University - you know the fees, but what about the costs?

18 hours ago   |   The Guardian   |   2 articles

You've got the grades and you're heading for college. Now get ready to pay the bills Super deluxe student accommodation for wealthy parents £6,000 a year for a room? If I were...
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Pep Guardiola mocks VAR after Gabriel Jesus' goal is disallowed in injury time

Pep Guardiola mocks VAR after Gabriel Jesus' goal is disallowed in injury time

Pep Guardiola were furious that his side were denied a penalty Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola says his side should have had a penalty against Tottenham but VAR was ‘on a... Read more ...

Kylie Minogue will open Strictly Come Dancing's glittering 2019 launch show

Kylie Minogue will open Strictly Come Dancing's glittering 2019 launch show

STRICTLY Come Dancing is set to get off to dazzling start, with Kylie Minogue confirmed as this year's opening performer. The 51-year-old star will be singing a medley of her... Read more ...

Cormier vs Miocic 2 LIVE: UFC 241 results and live stream info as Nate Diaz...

Cormier vs Miocic 2 LIVE: UFC 241 results and live stream info as Nate Diaz returns

CORMIER VS MIOCIC 2 LIVE - Express Sport brings you all the action and reaction from UFC 241: Cormier vs Miocic 2. Read more ...

Anthea Turner 'dating toyboy Mark Armstrong'. seven years after divorce from...

Anthea Turner 'dating toyboy Mark Armstrong'. seven years after divorce from cheating Grant Bovey

The TV personality, 59, is reportedly dating tycoon Mark Armstrong, seven years after her divorce from cheating Grant Bovey. Read more ...

Meghan Markle and Harry 'fly on private jet again' after gas-guzzling Ibiza trip

Meghan Markle and Harry 'fly on private jet again' after gas-guzzling Ibiza trip

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry were reportedly spotted getting off their private jet in Nice with baby Archie on Wednesday Read more ...

Owen Jones targeted in SAVAGE street attack outside pub - ‘Kicked me in the...

Owen Jones targeted in SAVAGE street attack outside pub - ‘Kicked me in the head'

OWEN JONES said he was left with “a big bump on my head and a cut back” after reportedly being assaulted outside a pub by a group of man. Read more ...

Man Utd transfer news: Alexis Sanchez on cusp of move to Inter Milan

Man Utd transfer news: Alexis Sanchez on cusp of move to Inter Milan

EXCLUSIVE BY ALVISE CAGNAZZO: The Chilean is keen to move to Inter and has received permission from Manchester United to speak to the Italian giants and Antonio Conte. Read more ...

Nate Diaz vs Anthony Pettis fight start time: What time does UFC 241's...

Nate Diaz vs Anthony Pettis fight start time: What time does UFC 241's co-main start?

NATE DIAZ makes his long-awaited return to the Octagon early on Sunday morning. Read more ...

Chloe Ferry laughs off the drama with ex Sam Gowland for a raucous night out...

Chloe Ferry laughs off the drama with ex Sam Gowland for a raucous night out with pals

Chloe Ferry put on a brave face as she enjoyed a night out with her friends on Saturday, after claiming she has proof that her ex-boyfriend Sam Gowland had sex with Amber Davies. Read more ...

Gary Neville makes Tottenham VAR claim after last-gasp Man City drama

Gary Neville makes Tottenham VAR claim after last-gasp Man City drama

Gabriel Jesus saw his last-gasp goal ruled out because of a handball by Aymeric Laporte Read more ...