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One Zoom to rule them all: Lord of the Rings cast reunites to share memories

8 hours ago   |   Ars Technica

One Zoom to rule them all For the first time in a long while, every actor who played a member of The Lord of the Rings ' fellowship reunited to discuss their memories of...
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RHOA's Nene Leakes jokes she and husband Gregg have ‘side pieces' after claims she cheated with hunky friend

11 hours ago   |   The Sun


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Andrew Flintoff - I'd give up my TV career to play cricket again

Andrew Flintoff - I'd give up my TV career to play cricket again

11 hours ago   |   Cricket365

He was a cricketing icon forced to come to terms with the premature end of his career on the field in 2010, yet Andrew Flintoff is now the star of a whole new show. Flintoff's...
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Paradox launches a new studio to develop “new games in the grand strategy genre”

Paradox launches a new studio to develop “new games in the grand strategy genre”

13 hours ago   |   PCGamesN

Paradox Interactive has expanded greatly over the past several years, but it's still building the grand strategy games that brought the company to prominence. Now, it's opening...
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How to make Pizza Express Pollo Pesto: Official recipe shared

How to make Pizza Express Pollo Pesto: Official recipe shared

14 hours ago   |   Daily Mail

The Italian high street chain has revealed how to whip up the dish at home using béchamel sauce, penne pasta and basil after joking the recipe had been 'requested 42 million...
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Six vibrators to see you through a sexless lockdown summer

Six vibrators to see you through a sexless lockdown summer

15 hours ago   |   Metro

You'll have to play by yourself in 2020 Singletons across the UK saw their summer flings evaporate this morning, as the government announced it is now illegal to have sex with...
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Lockdown laughs: where to watch online comedy

15 hours ago   |   The Guardian

The comedy industry is in crisis and we could all do with hearing a few jokes. Here's a guide to the virtual gigs you can enjoy this week Like all comedy clubs, the Angel in...
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The return of the House of Commons is a joke. Westminster continues to fail by example

15 hours ago   |   The Independent

The public will find it almost reassuring to see their political paymasters telling them to do one thing, then doing the opposite themselves. That's the British way, after all
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Lockdown has taught us the joys of being outside. Could this be Covid-19's legacy? | Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett

16 hours ago   |   The Guardian

The UK has been too conservative about using our public spaces. We can learn from our European neighbours Our local playing fields have come to life again. After weeks and...
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Mitsubishi L200 Barbarian X: long-term test review

Mitsubishi L200 Barbarian X: long-term test review

17 hours ago   |   Auto Express   |   2 articles

Verdict The L200 is proving capable, but the ride can be a challenge, and fuel consumption is not as good as we'd hoped. However, the damped tailgate and multimedia set-up are...
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Kate Middleton's sweet nod to Australia as she joins Prince William in new...

Kate Middleton's sweet nod to Australia as she joins Prince William in new video message

Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, and Prince William have heaped praised on Australia's first responders in a new video from their home in Norfolk. Read more ...

Jackie 'O' Henderson faces backlash over lollipop lady comments

Jackie 'O' Henderson faces backlash over lollipop lady comments

Radio host Jackie 'O' Henderson has divided listeners over disparaging comments she made about female traffic controllers and construction workers. Read more ...

Emily Maitlis returns to BBC Newsnight screens with no mention of the...

Emily Maitlis returns to BBC Newsnight screens with no mention of the Dominic Cummings monologue row

The presenter was found to have violated the BBC's impartiality guidelines following her monologue on Dominic Cummings last week that said he had 'broken the rules' and 'the... Read more ...

Coronavirus: Quarantine-free air bridges could be in place by end of June...

Coronavirus: Quarantine-free air bridges could be in place by end of June, reports

Air bridges between Britain and some countries with low infection rates could be in place by the end of the month enabling people to travel without having to spend two weeks... Read more ...

Peaceful George Floyd protests tear gassed as Trump makes presidential address

Peaceful George Floyd protests tear gassed as Trump makes presidential address

Donald Trump was giving his first national address since violent demonstrations began a week ago, vowing to deploy the military if governors failed to call out the National Guard Read more ...

Police chief fired as black restaurateur is killed during George Floyd protests

Police chief fired as black restaurateur is killed during George Floyd protests

David McAtee was taking part in a protest in Kentucky against the killing of African Americans by police, and was himself killed, leading to two officers being put on leave and... Read more ...

Trump Threatens To Deploy Military To Halt Anti-Racist Protests

Trump Threatens To Deploy Military To Halt Anti-Racist Protests

Donald Trump has threatened to deploy the country's military unless state authorities put an end ti ongoing demonstrations across America. Describing himself as the “president... Read more ...

Nile Rodgers and Britney Spears among George Floyd Blackout Tuesday protest

Nile Rodgers and Britney Spears among George Floyd Blackout Tuesday protest

Music stars and record labels have vowed to hold a day of social media silence to raise awareness of the death of George Floyd who died during an arrest in America last week Read more ...

2020 Porsche 911 Targa 4S Heritage Design edition revealed

2020 Porsche 911 Targa 4S Heritage Design edition revealed

Porsche has revealed a new retro-inspired 911 Targa 4S Heritage Design special edition featuring a selection of bespoke design elements inspired by 911s of the '60s and '70s... Read more ...

Karol G apologizes after Black Lives Matter tweet about her dog that others...

Karol G apologizes after Black Lives Matter tweet about her dog that others called 'tone deaf'

Karol G is apologizing to her fans just hours after a Black Lives Matter tweet she sent out featuring her dog was branded 'tone deaf' by many fans. Read more ...