Jokes

‘World's sexiest athlete' Alica Schmidt trains Dortmund as Man Utd fans joke they're doing everything to keep Sancho

1 minute ago | The Sun

I'm unattractive and funny-shaped. I don't need hot people telling me it's fine | Romesh Ranganathan

There is a strong argument that my comedy was forged in the white heat of dealing with being overweight and lazy-eyed at school My dad always used to tell me that I was...
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Final Fantasy 16 has been in development for at least four years, says insider

2 hours ago | Metro

Cheer up, mate, this is good news Fans concerned about Final Fantasy 16 taking forever to come out may not need to worry, as it could release in only a couple of years. The...
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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer needs time and money, says Man Utd legend Andy Cole

2 hours ago | Radio Times

Andy Cole believes Ole Gunnar Solskjaer can steer Manchester United to a top-four finish once again this season. The former United striker joined our Football Times podcast...
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Man jokingly accuses sister of 'attempted murder' after cutting into her cooking

3 hours ago | The Mirror

Social media users have said "a half decent vet" could bring a woman's dinner back to life after her brother shared a photo of the extremely underdone food she served up for...
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Steve Coogan ‘flabbergasted' by Alan Partridge statue as he shuts down claims he was behind guerilla project

4 hours ago | Metro | 2 articles

To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a web browser that supports HTML5 video Steve Coogan was just as floored by the Alan Partridge statue...
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Player's brother responds to West Ham United speculation, jokes he's ‘available'

4 hours ago | Sports Lens

Sneakerheads review - shoe business comedy lacks sole

6 hours ago | The Guardian

Netflix's surreal look at the world of trainer aficonados in LA will appeal to existing sneakerheads; the rest of us will want to run a mile I suspect that much of...
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Dancing On Ice 2021: Capital DJ Sonny Jay becomes sixth star confirmed for line-up

7 hours ago | Metro | 4 articles

LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 09: Sonny Jay attends the Capital Summertime Ball 2018 at Wembley Stadium on June 9, 2018 in London, England. Sonny Jay has become the sixth person to...
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I scour cafes for that wifi sweet spot. Because who wants to be a bunch of pixels? | Hannah Jane Parkinson

8 hours ago | The Guardian

An important work call or an urgent need to access a Spotify playlist - these are not jobs for mobile data My kingdom for a working wifi spot. For that sweet fan of a...
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Baffling royal rules Princess Eugenie will have to follow when she gives birth

Princess Eugenie has announced she and husband Jack Brooksbank will welcome their first baby next year Read more ...

Two knifemen on the run after four injured in Paris stabbing

French police special forces near the former offices of the French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo Two knifemen are on the run after stabbing four people on the streets of... Read more ...

Spurs given bye into Carabao Cup fourth round after Leyton Orient cancellation

Spurs will now face Chelsea in Round Four after Orient were left with no choice but to forfeit their place in the competition Read more ...

BREAKING: Princess Eugenie has announced that she is pregnant with her first...

Congratulations are definitely in order! Getty Images The royal family are undoubtedly the most talked-about family in the world, with the Mountbatten-Windsors never failing to... Read more ...

Coronavirus Scotland: 558 new cases confirmed with rise of 24 in Ayrshire

The Scottish Government has provided an update on how COVID-19 is impacting on the nation. Read more ...

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer issues warning to Man Utd stars ahead of Brighton trip

Manchester United boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has told his players their defence needs to improve if they are to avoid a second defeat of the season Read more ...

UK coronavirus R rate rises to as high as 1.5 with cases surging, SAGE says

The Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies has warned that the UK's R rate is as high as 1.5, meaning cases are set to continue rising until transmissions are brought under... Read more ...

What channel is Man City v Leicester on? Kick off time, live stream and...

Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola will be hoping to make it two Premier League wins from two when his side host Leicester on Sunday. City are already playing catch-up in the... Read more ...

Arteta explains how big-money Arsenal attacker can be a hit ‘for many years'

Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta says he has seen “big developments” in Nicolas Pepe, so the club-record signing could have secured his long-term future at the Emirates... Read more ...

Leeds to face new coronavirus lockdown restrictions from midnight

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