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Coronation Street star Katie McGlynn jokes she's turned into a 'chunk' in lockdown after weight gain

Coronation Street star Katie McGlynn jokes she's turned into a 'chunk' in lockdown after weight gain

4 hours ago   |   Daily Mail

The actress, 26, admitted she'd been enjoying more treats during isolation despite trying to maintain her fitness regime, after previously unveiling her one stone weight loss...
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Gordon Ramsay wrangles with a live piranha in Uncharted first look

Gordon Ramsay wrangles with a live piranha in Uncharted first look

6 hours ago   |   Daily Mail

In a first look at this Sunday's episode, the chef, 53, joked his cameraman 'nearly lost a toe' after pulling the live fish into his little boat while fishing in the Guyana rivers.
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‘I was in on the joke': Niall Horan assures fans he wasn't offended by puppet Dustin the Turkey

8 hours ago   |   Metro

To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a web browser that supports HTML5 video Niall Horan has assured his fans that he wasn't disrespected by a...
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Kumail Nanjiani warns Ricky Gervais' jokes can 'normalise mockery of minorities'

Kumail Nanjiani warns Ricky Gervais' jokes can 'normalise mockery of minorities'

9 hours ago   |   The Mirror

Big Sick actor Kumail called into question whether Ricky's brand of comedy can 'normalise' harmful viewpoints about marginalised groups, no matter his intentions
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Prince George's godmother likes to give him hilariously inconvenient gifts in a joke to honour Diana

Prince George's godmother likes to give him hilariously inconvenient gifts in a joke to honour Diana

12 hours ago   |   Marie Claire

This is hilarious. Getty Images The Cambridges are one of the most talked-about families in the world, but while the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge spend the most time in front...
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Kate and William struggle through 'impossible' Diana tradition to make Prince George laugh

Kate and William struggle through 'impossible' Diana tradition to make Prince George laugh

12 hours ago   |   Daily Express

KATE, the Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William have been struggling through years of "impossible" challenges because of a running joke Princess Diana begun with Prince...
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Kumail Nanjiani calls out Ricky Gervais for ‘normalising' harmful ideas about marginalised groups

Kumail Nanjiani calls out Ricky Gervais for ‘normalising' harmful ideas about marginalised groups

13 hours ago   |   Metro

Kumail questioned Ricky's comedy tactics Kumail Nanjiani has called out Ricky Gervais's humour for ‘normalising harmful ideas'. Gervais shot to fame with The Office, but has...
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Pep Guardiola jokes Liverpool ‘had drank a lot of beers in last week' in title celebrations after Man City thumping

13 hours ago   |   The Sun


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Michael Sheen, 51, reveals daughter Lyra, eight months,'went nuts' when she first left confinement

Michael Sheen, 51, reveals daughter Lyra, eight months,'went nuts' when she first left confinement

13 hours ago   |   Daily Mail

Like many others during lockdown, Michael has grown an extremely impressive beard. On the show, he joked: 'I've been in lockdown now for 12 and a half years'
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Emily Atack moans she 'can't squeeze my fat a**e into skinny jeans' after one stone weight loss

Emily Atack moans she 'can't squeeze my fat a**e into skinny jeans' after one stone weight loss

14 hours ago   |   Daily Mail

The actress, 30, joked she couldn't squeeze 'my fat a**e in skinny jeans' as she prepared to finally reunite with her mother on Thursday.
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Leicester v Crystal Palace: When is it, where can you watch it, team news...

Leicester v Crystal Palace: When is it, where can you watch it, team news and what are the odds?

When is Leicester v Crystal Palace? Barring any health emergencies, the game is scheduled to take place on Saturday July 4. What time does Leicester v Crystal Palace... Read more ...

Man Utd plunged into chaos as Bruno Fernandes and Paul Pogba are injured in...

Man Utd plunged into chaos as Bruno Fernandes and Paul Pogba are injured in training clash

Manchester United may have a crisis on their hands with Bruno Fernandes and Paul Pogba suffering injury problems because of a clash in training. Read more ...

Gabriel Martinelli signs new Arsenal contract

Gabriel Martinelli signs new Arsenal contract

Gabriel Martinelli has signed a new long-term contract at Arsenal Gabriel Martinelli has committed his long-term future to Arsenal by signing a new contract The Brazilian... Read more ...

Jurgen Klopp to give Premier League winners medal to Liverpool squad member

Jurgen Klopp to give Premier League winners medal to Liverpool squad member

Jurgen Klopp has blasted the rule that requires players to have appeared a certain amount of times before they can receive a Premier League winners medal Read more ...

Love Island to return this summer as much-loved stars reunite on screen

Love Island to return this summer as much-loved stars reunite on screen

ITV2's flagship show Love Island was cancelled due to the coronavirus pandemic, leaving fans heartbroken Read more ...

Police attacked by huge crowd as they try to break up illegal street party

Police attacked by huge crowd as they try to break up illegal street party

Met Police are breaking up a lockdown party at an estate in White City, west London, where huge crowds could be seen pelting dozens of officers with bottles Read more ...

Prince William hits local pub for cheeky pint ahead of reopening

Prince William hits local pub for cheeky pint ahead of reopening

The Duke of Cambridge revealed he is a ‘cider man' as he visited his local in Snettisham, Norfolk today Prince William hit his local pub for a cheeky pint today, hours before... Read more ...

Mel B QUITS Celebrity Juice amid speculation of a Spice Girls anniversary tour

Mel B QUITS Celebrity Juice amid speculation of a Spice Girls anniversary tour

The Spice Girls star, 45, reportedly decided to leave the show due to the her hectic schedule, though bosses insisted the door would be left open for her to appear as a guest... Read more ...

Celebrity Gogglebox fans are stunned as Rylan Clark-Neal's mum Linda calls...

Celebrity Gogglebox fans are stunned as Rylan Clark-Neal's mum Linda calls him by his REAL name 

Viewers took to Twitter to share their shock after Linda revealed Rylan's actual name is Ross. The presenter , 31,previously revealed he changed his name while modelling as a teen. Read more ...

Summer breaks thrown into chaos as government unveils list of...

Summer breaks thrown into chaos as government unveils list of quarantine-free countries

Sun-hungry Britons can travel to 73 destinations with no mandatory quarantine from July 10. But Portugal was left off the list. Some defiant Britons say they will visit the... Read more ...