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Water palaver as fictional Ronaldo hams it up for £4bn

1 month ago   |   By Football365

Cristiano Ronaldo has supposedly knocked £4bn off Coca-Cola's share price by choosing water instead. Maybe we don't just tune sponsorship out.
It is hard not to admire Cristiano Ronaldo. I've tried not to. It doesn't last long. It is almost as though he doesn't exist as a real person but is instead a fictional character made of I'd-eat-me-with-a-spoon narcissism and preternatural skill; a tanned and laminated freak of nature that looks like a sculpture carved out of smoked ham.
He's 36 now. You wouldn't know it. Somehow he's always just there. Just scoring the penalty. Just bursting into...
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