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Farewell, Donald Trump, you mangled apricot hell beast

1 month ago   |   By Politico

Welcome to Declassified, a weekly column looking at the lighter side of politics.
In memoriam: This column would like to mark the passing of the political career of Donald J. Trump, without whom I would have had to put some effort in rather than simply copying and pasting what he said. So farewell to F**kface Von Clownstick, a sentient CAPS LOCK button, xenophobic sweet potato, Rome burning in human form, mangled apricot hell beast who served as 45th president of the United States of America. It really is the end of an error.
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