A HOTLINE TO HIS BILLNESS? OR A GUARD HAVING A BIT OF A GIGGLE?

Choose Your Own On Call On Call You can never be sure who is on the other end of the on-call phone. It might be a minion... but sometimes...

VMWARE'S JUST GIVEN ITS BEST ALLIES THE TOOL TO SPREAD ITS TANZU CONTAINER CREED

4000 service provider clouds are based on vSphere - now they're all capable of running Kubernetes too VMware has shipped Tanzu Basic...

 
 
 

CHINESE WEB GIANT BAIDU UNVEILS LEVEL 4 ROBO-TAXI THAT COSTS $75K TO MAKE

Plans to roll 1,000 of 'em off the production line in three years Chinese tech giant Baidu and state-owned BAIC Group's ARCFOX Brand...

INDIA'S BAN ON CHINESE APPS EASES JUST A LITTLE AS PUBG BLASTS BACK ONTO GOOGLE PLAY, MAYBE KOREAN STOCK MARKET TOO

Fragfest adds green blood, Azure cloud, shirts, and detailed rules about how to kill people politely to satisfy regulators PUBG, one...

 
 
 

SOUTH KOREA BANS 1700 TECH PRODUCTS FOR USING FORGED TEST REPORTS

Huawei, Cisco, and Samsung caught out as US-based testing labs allegedly sent work to China South Korea's Ministry of Science and ICT...

FACEBOOK AND SINGAPORE TEAMS LOOKING FOR WAYS TO GET DATA CENTRES RELAXING IN MOIST TROPICAL CLIMES

Heat and humidity are horrible, and your server can't quaff a cocktail to cool off Singapore's two major universities - Nanyang Technological...

 
 
 

DEM, REPUB SENATORS PROPOSE TAX CREDITS FOR FACTORIES THAT CHURN OUT CHIPS ON US SOIL

It'll be absolutely FABS-ulous, Wyden and Crapo promise US senators introduced a law bill on Thursday offering semiconductor manufacturers...

GOOGLE DISHES OUT HOMEMADE SLSA, A RECIPE TO THWART SOFTWARE SUPPLY-CHAIN ATTACKS

Try it with phish'n'chips Google has proposed a framework called SLSA for dealing with supply chain attacks, a security risk exemplified...

 
 
 

FYI: THERE'S A HUMAN-LESS, AI ROBOT MAYFLOWER SHIP SAILING FROM THE UK TO US RIGHT NOW

Follow this Plymouth to Plymouth trip online A 15-metre-long autonomous human-free ship has begun a 3,000-odd-mile trip from the UK...

TITAN CRYPTO-TOKEN DOES THE OPPOSITE OF ZERO TO $60: VALUE PLUMMETS IN HOURS

And did a code bug throw a spanner in the works for IRON investors? A cryptocurrency token called TITAN collapsed on Wednesday, going...

 
 
 

EX-BRAVE STAFFER LAUNCHES GDPR SUEBALL IN GERMANY OVER TECH GIANTS' REAL-TIME BIDDING FOR AD INVENTORY

Privacy browser's former chief policy officer calls web advertising ecosystem 'the Biggest. Data. Breach. Ever' Former Brave chief...

ROGER WATERS TELLS FACEBOOK CEO TO ZUCK OFF AFTER 'HUGE' SONG RIGHTS REQUEST

Ex-Pink Floyd uber-grouch calls social media mandroid 'one of the most powerful idiots in the world' Grouchy former Pink Floyd bassist/vocalist...

 
 
 

YOUR SPACESUIT RAN INTO A PROBLEM AND NEEDS TO RESTART

ISS solar array installation overran after a good old 'off and on again' There are two things a spacewalker doesn't want to hear: "...

SPACE FORCE TURTLE EXPERT UNCOVERS $1.2M CAPE CANAVERAL COCAINE HAUL

30kg stash lost overboard by smugglers enough to get anyone out of their shell A member of the newly inaugurated US Space Force discovered...

 
 
 

GRAPH DB SLINGER NEO4J SECURES $325M ROUND OF FUNDING FOR $2BN VALUATION

Also touts sharded graph application running on 1,000 servers Neo4j has secured another $325m in a funding round and said it was ready...

GOV.UK TASKFORCE PUBLISHES POST-BREXIT WISH-LIST: 'TIGRR' POUNCES ON GDPR, METRIC MEASURES

Let's 'free up data for innovation and in the public interest,' says paper A UK government taskforce chaired by the architect of the...

 
 
 

TIM COOK: SIDELOADING IS A DISASTER AND PROPOSED APP STORE REFORMS WOULD HARM USER PRIVACY AND SECURITY

Apple CEO stays on message during interview while Epic case rumbles along Tim Cook has claimed that proposed reforms to the App Store...

MICROSOFT LOVES LINUX SO MUCH THAT PACKAGES.MICROSOFT.COM HAS FALLEN AND CAN'T GET UP

Ubuntu fans report 404 errors amid 'space issues' TITSUP* Microsoft demonstrated its deep and meaningful affection for all things penguin...

 
 
 

GOOGLE COSIES UP TO AMD FOR HIGH-PERFORMANCE SCALE-OUT TAU VMS - BUT MAKES EYES AT INTEL AND ARM, TOO

New 60 vCPU VMs come with some bold price-performance claims, but AMD needs to stay on its toes Google's cloud arm has hooked up with...

NOT VERY SAGE RAGE OVER UK PAY OUTAGE: OPAYO SAYS 'OHHEYNO' AS PAYMENT PROCESSOR'S PAYMENTS STOP PROCESSING

Glitch leaves punters unable to pay for their goods and services Opayo, the payment processor formerly known as Sage Pay, has not been...

 
 
 



Lib Dems win Westminster by-election in humiliating defeat for Boris Johnson

Lib Dems win Westminster by-election in humiliating defeat for Boris Johnson

The seat had been a Conservative Party stronghold since 1974. Read more ...

Eamonn Holmes causes a stir with 'fantastic' new announcement

Eamonn Holmes causes a stir with 'fantastic' new announcement

Eamonn Holmes has been praised by his fans after making a "fantastic" new... Read more ...

Viewers are saying the same thing about James McAvoy and Sharon Hogan drama...

Viewers are saying the same thing about James McAvoy and Sharon Hogan drama Together

After settling down to watch the one-off drama Together on Thursday night, viewers have... Read more ...

Tottenham 'decide AGAINST hiring Gennaro Gattuso as the club's new manager'

Tottenham 'decide AGAINST hiring Gennaro Gattuso as the club's new manager'

Tottenham's club's managerial search took a surprise twist on Thursday after they aborted their attempts to appoint Paulo Fonseca at the last minute and opened talks with Gattuso. Read more ...

HSBC launches latest sub-1% mortgage and Platform goes lower at 0.95%

HSBC launches latest sub-1% mortgage and Platform goes lower at 0.95%

Mortgage rates have continued to hit record lows, as HSBC launched its first sub-1% deal in more than five years today. We explain how to compare rates and fees and get the... Read more ...

Return of inflation boosts financial stocks: The funds that are well...

Return of inflation boosts financial stocks: The funds that are well positioned to ride the recovery

Financial stocks were among the hardest hit at the start of the pandemic but as the economy starts to reopen, they could be well placed to capitalise on value rotation and... Read more ...

As Prime Day approaches, does it offer better discounts than Black Friday or...

As Prime Day approaches, does it offer better discounts than Black Friday or Cyber Monday

Shoppers love a bargain and, often, there is no better time to save money than one of three specified days: Amazon Prime Day, Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Read more ...

M&S Club Rewards credit card: Is it any good?

M&S Club Rewards credit card: Is it any good?

M&S Bank has launched a new rewards credit card offering its customers enhanced rewards and a range of shopping vouchers among other benefits. Read more ...

The Scouts Association launch a financial education badge for Beavers and Cubs

The Scouts Association launch a financial education badge for Beavers and Cubs

Children can sharpen their financial decision-making skills this summer thanks to a new badge being offered to those who are part of Beavers or Cubs clubs. Read more ...

Claim pension credit if you are eligible, and receive at least £173.75 a week

Claim pension credit if you are eligible, and receive at least £173.75 a week

An estimated 920,000 pensioner households are missing out on pension credit payments worth up to £1.6bn a year, according to Government figures. Read more ...